The Continuing Adventures of Detective Frank Green

What are a young hare, a young falcon, and a young owl called?

If they have paid or agreed to pay money
in exchange for the performance of sexual acts
they are called guilty of Solicitation.

I’m Detective Frank Green.
I work Vice.
The night shift.
I bust hookers, their pimps and their johns.
It’s a living.

I know there’s peer pressure to begin engaging in
sexual activity and that pressure can only get worse
when you are a virgin and are about to graduate from
college, but the law is the law, and if I catch you –
I’m gonna bust you.

And besides, you don’t want to
go through life knowing that
your first time
you had to pay for it.

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