Big Mac with Glass (Instructions for Highly-Dangerous Home Art Installation)

Purchase a Big Mac.

Purchase an aesthetically-pleasing pedestal.

Purchase a beverage packaged in a glass bottle.

Smash the bottle and carefully place the shards of glass in a bag.

Unwrap the Big Mac and place as many shards of glass as you can inside of the Big Mac.

Recycle any leftover shards.

Place the altered Big Mac on the pedestal in prominent place in your home.

Place a small sign next to the Big Mac reading “Do Not Eat.”

Wall off room from children, pets, illiterates or individuals unable to control urges to consume a Big Mac regardless of all warnings.

 

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