Ask I: “Can you suggest a middle-man to mug?”

Q: My band continually complains enough. I have every kind of shirt. Can you suggest a middle-man to mug?

A: If you’re hot, strip.

Stick to your skin.

In Austin, Texas, note, “This is the day we’ve had.”

Look, a neck worn with shorts isn’t a formal outing.

Be all “micro-cool.”

Take the armor, eat the fabric.

Wick. Spray. Powder gold.

Perspiration works surprisingly well.

Sprinkle shoes, sock the summer!

blackout composition, source: “Ask Teri”, Teri Agins, The Wall Street Journal, 8/8/13

in situ, below…

newspaper blackout

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