I’m giddy over a secret crush and can’t at this moment build a Fortune 500 Company

I’m giddy over a secret crush and can’t at this moment
build a Fortune 500 company that turns Genetic Denim
Alexa Crush Light Destroyed boyfriend jeans
TOPSHOP MOTO Frayed Bleach Wash Hayden
into the First Cream of Winning Stuff –
so BACK THE FUCK OFF Steve Forbes!

You see, where others poison their minds with
apoplectic Grains of Paradise via a pneumatic gun
after drilling a small hole in their left temple,
I sleep intensive Gotta Love It! beauty sleep to maintain
my brush-like shape, using fashion-forward
earplugs to dampen the sound of the nearby drilling
and pneumatic gun operation.

In terms of a career path,
I have begun immersing myself
in a float made from chicken wire
upon which I plan to display chickens
and the art made from their creative suggestions –
like a mouthless Baby standing on a lawn mower
pulled by a wolf.

But enough about me. How about you?

Actually, let’s just cut to chase.

Always remember, when the fight for sunlight has developed into
Sound Clips of you lavishing your skin
with a small, unopened can of crushed pineapple,
the someones other than you have won!

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