Ask I: “Are you the navy that I seek?”

Q: I am seeking a navy for my husband. Are you that?

A: Blaze a blaze, Man Armor.

Make an arrest first.

Start in your husband’s closet. Have him color it unimportant.

Nix all breasted models. They only look good when sloping.

Skip IS step.

Close to the Right? It’s hopping time!

Search closely.

Count observations that need to be changed.

Always choose the navy you can find.

Help an expert hand house a bank.

(I saw your rice for a second. I have a good eye.)

Luck into trouble.

Make perfect details a button you remember.

Make a faded bag a shirt.

Get down with your act, neck large!


blackout composition, source: “Ask Teri”, Teri Agins, “The Wall Street Journal”, 9/18/14

in situ, below…

newspaper blackout

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