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42 Delays

the robot arms
the cordons
the two big openings
the lesser
the well-roasted
the soaring
the well turned tures
the vard try
the salumi
the doorhandles
the having chair
the air on the floor
the fancy knies
the liverrice
the phantom chewing

thirty by the numbers

4 6 9 11

Could be a Lifetime

80 years could be a lifetime.
75 years could be a lifetime.
70 years could be a lifetime.
65 years could be a lifetime.
60 years could be a lifetime.
55 years could be a lifetime.
50 years could be a lifetime.
45 years could be a lifetime.
40 years could be a lifetime.
35 years could be a lifetime.
30 years could be a lifetime.
25 years could be a lifetime.
20 years could be a lifetime.
15 years could be a lifetime.
10 years could be a lifetime.
5 years could be a lifetime.
5 months could be a lifetime.
5 weeks could be a lifetime.
5 days could be a lifetime.
5 hours could be a lifetime.
5 seconds could be a lifetime.

1000 Red Flags

Wood-eating insects like termites
Inconsistencies when describing and recounting events
Rooms that are “off limits”
Intense precipitation
Fund transfers are sent in large, round dollar, hundred dollar, or thousand dollar amounts
Sagging walls
Recent avalanche activity
Not returning phone calls or emails for an extended period of time
Not complying with requests for information or documentation
Wind
Whoomping sounds or cracks
Rapid rise in temperature
A prepaid cell phone
Hotel keys/ key cards
Requests that you sign off on titles to property, “just in case someone dies”
Handling questionable assets
Employing security forces
Making illicit payments
Trading goods in violation of international sanctions
Worrying hours, days, weeks ahead
Feelings of self-hate and self-loathing
Shows no form of regret or morose
Dramatic generalizations
Cobwebs and dust
Possession of military uniforms and decals
A dark, often greenish, sky
Unusual impulsiveness
Works excessively long and/or unusual hours
Uses racial slurs or tells racist jokes
Clothing, breath, and hair smelling of smoke
Flat affect
Formation of false memories
Difficulty making friends
The air has a sulfur, sooty, or smoky taste to it
Selling too young
Resistance and overreaction to changes in policy and procedures
A tarnished military record
Mass animal deaths
No local address
Complains about bias
Extreme helpfulness
Increase in the strength of electromagnetic waves
Failure to achieve goals
Seems too good to be true
Broken appliances
Symptoms persisting for longer than four weeks
Continued acceptance of poor quality goods, work or service
Fear of the “outside” world
Wearing clothing of all one color
Little food in the home
Stitching and seams are ragged and don’t match up
Silt in trunk
Thank-you messages from charities
Shortness of breath
By-products are included
Claiming that after-school activities were cancelled or practice ended early
No raises
Past “sins” are used to manipulate and control
Small amounts of urine production
Verbally indicates hatred for the United States and/or the Constitution
A loud roar similar to a freight train
Inadequate base, sub-base and drainage
Dominant, aggressive personality
Acquiring useless items, including trash, newspapers, and magazines
Identification of enemies/scapegoats as a unifying cause
Lack of response
Illegal or non engineered renovations
Is pushing a baby carriage
One world government
Blisters or soreness around the nose or mouth;
Unusual engine noises
Recent purchase of knives
Too much yakking about the problem, not enough about the solution
Uses psychological coercion to recruit, indoctrinate and retain its members
Violent dreams
Nervous hand and eye movements, along with an appearance of general unease
Exposure to hazards
Low income
Refuses to talk about his grief
Highly intelligent
Spends more time watching the cashier or sales clerk than actually shopping
Numbers not uniformly spaced or aligned
Can’t back up statements they’ve made
Unusual noises coming from building or dwelling
Having a fake ID
Contradictory information
Stars
No financial records, or bank account
Gossip & bad-mouthing
Generosity and acceptance
Unknown names appearing on home caller ID
Membership in hate groups & survivalist groups
Fear of enemies
Painful or frequent urination
Dirty surfaces
Injury occurred late Friday afternoon or early Monday morning
Supremacy of the military
Empty on a Friday or Saturday night
Poorly supported disqualifications
Lying
He’s a frat boy
Harassment of citizens
Shows difficulty understanding a conversation when in a large group
Runs a cash business
Barricaded spaces
A global economic system
Necrosis of skin
Acid reflux
Erectile dysfunction
Being told you have a special calling or potential
Fear of thinking independently
Peculiar sounds made by malfunctioning parts
Extreme fear of the supernatural, especially demons
Hesitation
Fresh diggings
Provides inappropriate responses during conversations
Shiftlessness
Pitchforks
There are hypocrites within the Church
Pathological aversion to modern art
A high need for control
Apparent gestures of generosity
Self medicating
Hurts pets or talks about hurting them in the past
Declines routine installation or training services
Payment of unjustified high prices
Flight of ideas
Not showing an interest in communicating.
Dress codes
Asymmetry of pupillary response
Implantation of subliminal messages
Backdraft or explosions
Gives dire warnings of danger
Diminished accessory performance
Diarrhea
Snoring in sleep
Group photos where youth are displaying hand signs
Frequently looking in mirrors
Having marital problems
Overly competitive
Loss of a sense of purpose
Makes appeals to ancient wisdom
Nicks or dents on the car
Recent firing
Large volumes of small denomination U.S. banknotes are sent from Mexican casas de cambio to U.S. accounts via armored transport
Broken electronics & appliances
Debris falling from the sky
Owes a large debt and is unable to pay it off
Convictions for illegal conduct
Discoloration
Slurred speech
Demands cash or a large deposit
Observing security or law enforcement response
Still visible shrines to the late wife
Partial paralysis
Poor communication skills
Sleep deprivation and fatigue
Spurting liquid
The flashing of hand signs
Dramatic statements that are refuted by reputable scientific organizations
Painful intercourse
Panting
Global communications
Belief that inanimate objects can have intentions and mystical influences
Pyramidal structure
Rash
Artificial flavours and colours
Unusual behavior in both wild and domestic animals
Large blisters on snout and tongue
Distorting information to make it acceptable
Appears nervous or fidgety
Does not understand jokes, sarcasm, or teasing
Singing or humming
Impaired judgment
The good or service is standardized
Gets in the middle of your arguments or affections
Sprinkler system was recently deactivated
Teenagers
Recent purchase of guns
Multiple points of origin
Numbers
Accidents
Vacant land and oversize lots
Needs to report activities to superiors
Quietly walking around the room
Cracks in hoses
Spouting technicalities
Obsessive attachment with people and even things like gadgets and purses
Suspension of, or failure to respect, normal processes of government
Use of weak or inadequate amount of reinforcing steel in concrete
Unusual credit card activity
An internal surveillance system
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs
Corneal opacity (“white eye”)
Loss of muscle control
Radio station presets
Fear of being shunned by the group
Complaints regarding poor quality goods, work or service
Many sick or dead birds, fish or small animals
Missing required signage, including door markings, i.e. “Exit” or “Not Exit”
Open bags from other stores or hand bags that can be easily opened and closed
Excessive vibration
Study and service become mandatory
Answers the door holding a pistol
Lack of focus
Family, friends, jobs and hobbies are squeezed out
Hallucinations
Physical or verbal “barricades” against outsiders
Repeatedly copies a gesture or movement made by someone else
Coworkers talking a lot on cell phones
A smell of gas or oil
Environmental disasters
Experimental drug use
Gnaw marks and holes
No longer attends family traditions
You’re ignored
Vomiting
They feel the need to share intimate details of their lives
Unusual attractions to body parts of a popular TV or movie personality
Inconsistencies in an account’s activities
Emphasizes the color of the dogs
Belief in esoteric energy and fanciful forces
They are stuck in the past
Abnormal passage of loose or liquid stools more than three times daily
Guilt and fear arising from “failing God”
New or multiple prescriptions
A love of setting fires
Existence of technology to control the world
Deadly diseases are prevalent
You look forward to seeing him or her
Wearing and/or displaying bandannas
Poor word-of-mouth
Frequent colds
Severe lack of coordination
Is completely unable to move or speak
Feeling that something is being hidden from you
The ground cracking open
Increased tactile sensitivity
Complaints of pain or malaise
Price tags or package wrapping are hidden in the trash
Deliberately holding back information
Combative or defensive when confronted
Fake pics, or pics with face fuzzed out, or poor quality
Thoracic pain
Moves out to “group home”
Unusual neglect of personal appearance
Weird and/or recurring dreams
Tendency to drift with the current
Tingling Sensations
Euphrates River drying up
Repeated phone calls
Accelerants
Return of the fallen angels and hybrid heroes
You’re the oldest one in the room
Peculiar messages
The color isn’t uniform – there are spots or pockets that are a different color
Someone recording or monitoring activities
Dependency upon the group/leader for problem solving, solutions, and definitions without meaningful reflective thought
Official embassy business is conducted through personal accounts
No contact information
Very high standards that make nothing good enough
Placing personal needs first
Someone in a workplace, building, neighborhood or business establishment that does not fit in because of their demeanor, their language usage or unusual questions they are asking
Shows a sudden visual shift from radical to “normal” behavior to conceal radical behavior
Childhood abuse
Tracks and grease marks
Whirling dust or debris on the ground
Can’t recognize people or places
There’s scum on top
Request for advances
Musty smells
Uncompromising rules
Squealing noises
Purchasing or stealing explosives, weapons or ammunition
Lengthy explanations
The group is preoccupied with making money
Name changing
Plays the blame-game
Flooding
Increased medical expenses
Leadership dictates sometimes in great detail how members should think, act, and feel
Obvious defects
Fire involves products or appliances
Gives an estimate over the phone – sight-unseen
Being systematically unwell
No symptoms
Unexplained hair loss
Problems when you slam on the brakes
Insistence on total, unquestioning obedience
A rapid and unexpected recession of water levels
Disclaimers
Leaks or excessive seepage
He guilt trips you into kissing him
Provides the means to kill
Refuse to accept someone else’s claim unless it can be “scientifically proven”
Large age difference
Feel they can never be “good enough”
Too many
Unusual interest in books on Satanism, black magic, or witchcraft
Desensitizing through bombardment with foul and abusive language
Grave robbing
Frequent nightmares
Absolute authoritarianism without meaningful accountability
Size and frequency of currency deposits increases rapidly with no corresponding increase in non-currency deposits
Dead in cage
Abnormal discharge
High degree of interest in military and law enforcement
Memory lapses
Out-of-place items
Weakened immune system
Obsession with physical appearance
Forgetful
More than one cell phone
Keeping stacks of newspapers, magazines or junk mail
Social withdrawal
Trash around the home
Information is not freely accessible
An unusual interest in one or two particular colors of clothing
Does not have verifiable health clearances
Sensitivity to minute detail of deformities or defects even if other people can hardly notice these defects
Confusion
Shares too much too fast
The labeling of intellectuals, artists, and social activists as narcissistic or “self-indulgent”
Sick animals
The sun is darkened and the moon will not give its light
Money hungry false Bible teachers
Uneven, blunt, or broken saw-tooth points
Changes in thought patterns
Ignoring hunger
Sensational or frightening descriptions
No improvement in symptoms after 1 month
Multiple past marriages
Defacing public or private property using graffiti
Uses strange mannerisms
Only interacts to achieve a desired goal
Intravenous drug abuse
Difficulty falling asleep or staying asleep
True motives are not revealed
Contempt for organized religion
Employees who want to be alone while they work
It includes a picture
Crisis creation
Purple skin
Too many proprietary blends
Uses inconsistent descriptions, or details are vague or contradictory
Using binoculars
Has trouble understanding all the words in a conversation
Reagents are not validated
Initiation activities or “rites of passage”
Volume discounts
Irrational thoughts and ideas
A “special deal” available “today only”
Stubborn
Asks you to pay because he forgot his wallet
Too active or tired in daytime
Personal information is required
Bubbles
Recent onset of bladder dysfunction
Geographic remoteness
Felonies & misdemeanors
Will not take no for an answer
Close biological relationship between parents (i.e., consanguinity)
Multiple complaints
The use of 5-7, or more, medications
Feeling neglected
Unusual burning
Seeks to “win” at all costs
Abundance of deceptive signs and wonders
Has obsessive interests
Has a pretty website
Rewards and punishments
Refuses to go into gear
Small, bright, blue-green to white flashes at ground level
Changes in vocalization
Being older than 50 years
Evidence of nesting
Funds raised deceptively from relatives and other non-members
Poor eating habits
Lack of concern regarding risks or transaction costs
Reddened areas of skin (ears, abdomen, legs).
Talk centered around issues of intense consequences and values
Traffic violations
All true followers of Christ suddenly vanishing
Doing business in a high risk county
Something doesn’t feel right
The “As Is” disclaimer
Plants that are dying, dead, or just gone
Prolonged or complete lack of response to antibiotic therapy
Keeping clothes that have not been worn in a long time
You have been asked to supply sensitive personal information
Signs of corrosion
An increase in knowledge
Personal safety equipment missing around grinders, welders and similar tools and machinery
No room for forgiveness or absolution
Air freshener
A wave of irrational decisions in all areas
A gas that smells like eggs gone bad
Characteristics of mourning do not appear to change at all over a period of months
Yellowed teeth
Unclear direction, goals, or mission
The prescribing of controlled substances in general
Signs of fire
Fear of losing one’s “salvation”
Time gaps
Missing egress or exit route maps as required by law
Ignoring potentially harmful or painful events
Paint that chips off or doesn’t match indicates damage repair and poor blending.
Low sex drive
History of medication/treatment for behavioral issues
Dimmed headlights
Refusal to pose in photographs
Weakness
Needs empowerment
Lowered inhibitions
Abnormal packing, marking or routing of goods
Unexpectedly stops or avoids using the computer
You do not live with your spouse
Growling or “whining” noise
increase of religious cults/false teachers
Finger deformity
Lacks many years of experience in the private eye industry
Wearing the belt buckle to the right or left
Promised delivery dates and locations are vague or out of the way location
Only “good” and “proper” thoughts are encouraged
Passing out without preceding warning symptoms
Multiple medications
Time sense deprivation
Debilitating work routines
Attempts to “escape”
Overuse of words like “genuine,” “real,” or “authentic”
Irritable
Hoarseness
Unidentified ingredient sources
Frequent crying spells or suicidal thoughts
Instructor or staff member objects to you taking photos
Off-label use
Parts, parts shelving and crates stacked up adjacent to and blocking access to electrical panels
Blasphemy is common
Metacommunication
Gasping for air at the water surface
Starts using the computer when you’re not in the room
Alters choices in entertainment
Feeling alone
A volume of stool greater than 200 g/day
Whining, clunking and humming
Wet floors
Lives with mother
Practicing different religions
Divorce right before the current marriage
Drug use when non-pharmacologic management would have been appropriate
Is not allowed breaks
Brain lesions on histopathology
a strange quiet immediately after a thunderstorm.
Avoids eye contact and wants to be alone
The food is cheap – really cheap
Frequent cosmetic surgery procedures
Gives unrelated answers to questions
Feeling you are not living up to your potential
Aggression directed towards family, teachers and authority figures
Inaccuracies in any shipping documentation and invoicing
Crusty eyelids and dirty streaks below the eyes
A reliance on circumstantial evidence
Fear of disapproval
Slowed pulse and breath
Money
Leaves tasks uncompleted
Bent or broken blades
Requests that goods be exported to countries on an international boycott list
Wants to bring a briefcase or purse into exit interview & will not voluntarily part with the item
Feeling hopeless
Filth
Nasal and ocular discharges
A sudden loss of speech and language skills
A bulging can or lid, or a broken seal
Discarded parts
Shame or embarrassment
Expressing a feeling of loss of control within his/her life
Too short
Has high expectations for how he/she should live his/her life, without the cash flow to maintain such a lifestyle
Substantial wealth and luxuries
Low-lying clouds or fog unrelated to weather
Playing with poisonous snakes
People wearing breathing protection particularly in areas where large numbers of people tend to congregate, such as subways or stadiums
Electrical power goes out
Chronic phlegm
Difficulty following oral directions
Swelling of the ventral neck, thorax, and shoulder area
Both parents on premises
A fraudulent title
Unusual eating and sleeping habits
Rude to the waitress
Sudden drop in performance
Bad breath
Hoses that are spongy to the touch
Lack of class
Ethnic conflicts
Focus on the wrong thing
Wall clouds or an approaching cloud of debris
Carrying a condom
Recent eviction
Excessive weight loss
Disease in the absence of known risk factors
Engaging in friendly conversation
Fear of facing the future without God
Meditation
Generalized inability to stand
Handwritten or typewritten receipts that look alike but are from different stores
Receipts are in whole dollars
Swollen cyanotic (blue) tongue
6 or more chronic conditions
Unopened personal mail
Numb or tingling hands and feet
Rigid rules and regulations
Having large sums of money or new expensive items which cannot be explained
Altered electrical equipment
Instant friendship
Price seems too good to be true
The group/leader is always right
Substance abuse
Grooming too much on one side
Wearing gang clothing or gang colors
Christians being killed
Disorientation
Holes in the head
Monetary instruments deposited by mail are numbered sequentially or have unusual symbols or stamps on them
Heart scans
Grimaces for long periods
Inadequate construction methods
Frequently blaming others for their issues
Details are vague or confusing
Chronic coughing
Strange windows
Overturned logs and rocks
Mites
Impaired immunity (increased colds, sore throat, respiratory issues, etc.)
Suspicious border crossings
Attempting to gain information about a place, person or operation
Difficulty with going to religious activities
Multitudes travelling to and fro
Slight valve leak
Pups are being sold to strangers at horse shows, fairs, or similar public events
Tattoos/Markings
Gastrointestinal bleeding
Derealization
Fender benders
Pushing through pain, regardless of severe injury or illness
Sells males for less money than females
Games with obscure rules
Excessive concern that others are upset with him or her
Pelvic pain
Wishful thinking
A fragmented family story
Say they feel hopeless often
You give gifts
Develops strange habits
Wearing long sleeves all the time
wealth does not benefit its members or society.
Statements taken out of context
Your affiliations
Excessively brushing, plucking, waxing or otherwise grooming hair
Removal of privacy
Constant invocation of spiritual concepts
Changes in chewing or eating habits
Purchase of unnecessary or inappropriate items
Presents a diplomatic passport from an obscure country
List makers
Makes too much money
Excuses
Geographic anomalies
Impaired judgment
Susceptible to blackmail because of outlying circumstances
Not a team player
Frequent crying
Is sympathetic to radical groups
Responses are slow with nonsense phraseology or absent responses
Fillers are present
Absence of other reasonable causes
Drawing diagrams on or annotating maps
Attacks when you get near his food
Losing limbs
Wars and rumours of wars
Repeated work on the same area
Exhibits new interests
Overly-responsible
Suffers under unusual restrictions at work
The phrase “inspired by”
Special orders of exotic pets
Increased wickedness & loss of love
There’s smoke
Inadequate payment documentation
Avoids or resists physical contact
The sea and the waves roaring
Is personally connected with a grievance
Your thoughts, feelings, actions
Number of bedrooms and locations not typical for area
A hiring freeze
Impaired renal function
Uncontrolled laughter
Math problems
A brilliant orator
An individual billing themselves as a martial arts entity
Uncomfortable ideas
Eating rotten meat festering with deadly bacteria
Playing the radio or TV too loudly
Wears bulky, heavy clothing during warm weather or coats when unnecessary
High turnover
Frequent cough and cold symptoms
Involuntary teeth clenching
Poor concentration
Excess salivation
Failure of blood to clot
A drinking problem
Everything is “Easy” or “Quick”
Emotional attachment to possessions
Seismic activity
Feeling empty
Lacks any identification
The area is plagued by theft, burglary
Not speaking clearly
Negative body language
Your family
White, green, blue or black growth
Easily winded
Mismatched tires
Anxiety and panic attacks
Asks to borrow money
Large hail often in the absence of rain
Money or property begins disappearing from family members
Suffers from low self-esteem
Three and five point stars
The occurrence of a very large earthquake that lasts for more than 20 seconds
Skin that is white or grayish-yellow and feels hard, waxy, or numb, or is blistering or becoming darkened or black
Favours fantasy over fact
Too tall
The eyes are open with a glassy, staring appearance
Severe itching
Cannot calm self
The promise of “guaranteed” returns with little or no risk
Crying child with a box
A dramatic loss of spontaneity and sense of humor
Instant bonding or friendship
Gassiness
Idol worship
Bed-wetting
Racing thoughts
Walks with short or unnatural steps
Unusual or unauthorized spraying in the area
Swelling of lips, face, tongue, or throat
Duplicity
Has few or no personal possessions
People who seem out of place, based on behavior, in the workplace, neighborhood, business establishment, or elsewhere
Price gouging
Too young
Recent purchase of high velocity archery sets
The use of cameras
No hobbies other than watching TV
Difficulty answering questions
Professional and direct-to-consumer advertising
Rapid heartbeat
Eye pain in lighted environments
Recent humiliation
Too much baggage
Lack of coordination
Poor memory
Denunciation sessions
Feelings of being watched
Too different
“Loner” behavior
Three dots
Moodiness
Appear preoccupied with other matters
Everyone is young
Escalation of domestic problems into the workplace
Cuffing one pants leg,
Refusal to follow your code of conduct
Portrait is usually lifeless and flat
Makes direct verbal or written threats (i.e. “I’m going to kill you at work in front of your friends.”)
Nothing but other Montblanc or similar luxury items at low Buy It Now prices
A pattern of unusual illness
Inappropriate gifts
Speaking in tongues
Use of substandard mortar and concrete
Population explosion
An absence of empirical evidence
Grinding or shaking
Says I love you right away
Warehouses are in poor condition or nonexistent
Changes in texture
Picks up random items with no interest
A loud banging
Finances international crimes
Hates roller coasters
Attends rallies for extremist causes
Promoting acceptance by promising advancement
Beads
Artificial preservatives are used
No mention of family or friends
Disobedience, including even minor disagreement with group doctrine, may result in expulsion and shunning
Humanity becoming materialistic
Unusual mood or emotional reactions
Carcasses
Shopping to ease depression and anxiety
Attempt to place “key” people in sensitive work locations
Refusal to sign a contract
Inappropriate humor and behaviors
Category 5 hurricane hits Texas City/Houston area
A rise in spiritualism
A freezer full of TV dinners
Gray spots and streaks in the heart muscle
Language barrier
Drought, hunger, and disease
Frequent or unusually large cash receipts or payments
Spending a lot of time consulting with various doctors or surgeons
Rotten trees torn apart
Recent travel
They may use nicknames or refer to their friends by nicknames
Meditation, chanting, or use of new vocabulary (other than normal words being learned via proper education)
You have received official-looking documents by email
Medications prescribed or continued without a current diagnosis
Stopping usual routines
Elevated resting heart rate
Fascination with blood
Simplistic conclusions
Offering to provide false invoices
Purchases in large quantities of fertilizer or beauty supplies
Inability to distinguish commodities from human beings
The office is disorganized
Meat is not identified
Feeling misunderstood
Misspelled words and brand names
A sustained increase in fuel consumption
Stars falling from heaven
Nervous habits (e.g. nail biting, pacing)
Can’t stand the heat
Hypersensitivity
Move in an excited manner that appears to have no purpose
Inability to think independently or analyze situations
Says horrible things about his mother
Attacks on health care practitioners
Makes statements on the phone or by e-mail indicating advance knowledge
Exhibits extreme religious intolerance
Emphasis on evil and the devil
There is an increase in famines
You have to motivate yourself to get out the door for each and every run
Negative comments about current leaders
Lack of insight
Dissent equals treason
Two or more proposals contain similar handwriting, typos, or mathematical errors
Posts gun-toting selfies
Socially awkward
Vague, meaningless, or scientific-sounding terms
Agitated running
Inappropriate or unusual postures
The people around you keep telling you that you don’t seem quite right
Twitching
Eavesdropping
Forcibly expels people from their communities
Need for obedience and dependency
Armed roadblocks
Youth becoming rebellious
Has an obsessive personality
Frayed, cracked, glazed or oil-soaked belts
You don’t have a second plan
Feeling euphoria and excitement after a purchase is made, followed by extreme buyer’s remorse
Irritated statements like “Damn it, just trust me!”
Reduced capacity for learning, speech, and memory
Extreme jealousy
Exaggerated responses to sound and touch
Allegations of illegal or unethical conduct
Note taking
Gears slipping
No tolerance for questions or critical inquiry
Your contact writes in broken English or disjoint sentences, sometimes changing writing styles from CAPITALS to lowercase text
Financial stress
Blurred vision
Highly emotional
Men hating and betraying each other
Health concerns
Open wounds on the body
Fear
Grandiosity
Lack of energy
Rapid eye movements
Arrives in a rental truck
Confusing correlation with causation
Procrastination
Unusual distractibility
Claims that many antiques or luxury items were destroyed
Money hungry
Has surreptitious meetings
Repeating words
Rioting and civil breakdown
Directions are ambiguous and often vaguely threatening
Graffiti depicting numbers, street names, geographic areas
A blank space in an auction catalogue
Not being sure where a sound is coming from
Sudden happiness
Speaks negatively
Restraint/seclusion/injection happy
Holding a jacket closed
Screaming, yelling, or making a fist
Group teaches or implies that its supposedly exalted ends justify means
Behind on mortgage payments
Shows rigid reasoning
Fear of being alone
Indications of fraudulent elections
Requires deposits (usually non-refundable)
Grandiose thinking
Red gills
Licking at the penis or vagina
Will not add you to his social networking sites
Takes several items into dressing room and only leaves with one item
Tendency towards weight gain
Location near power lines
Deteriorating work habits
Blood may be seen coming from the natural body openings
Changes doctors
Ritual confession of “sins”
There are no witnesses
Dated for less than 6 months before the current marriage
Excessive swearing or cursing
The powers of heaven are shaken
Head rubbing
Exhibits an unusual familiarity with the workers’ comp system
Crowns
Drawing diagrams
Changes in water intake
Perceiving phoney patterns
Despairing statements
Seeing pests and insects
Unusual interest in gangster-influenced music, videos, movies or website materials
Feelings of insecurity
Muscle tension
Nausea
Extensive head injuries as children or adolescents
Lots of crisp, unread magazines
History of ear infection
Unusual circumstances
Disjointed thinking
Verbalized approval of prior violent or aggressive incidents by others
A polarized us-versus-them mentality, which causes conflict with the wider society
Mapping out routes
Poor listening skills
Determining the timing of traffic lights and flow
An unwanted romantic interest in a co-worker
Emergence of one world ruler and an assistant
Subtle signs
No relief with bed rest
Youth
Controlled mass media
Loss of interest in previously enjoyed activities
Loss of sense of time
Irrational sense that society is “out to get them”
Has trouble understanding other people’s feelings or talking about own feelings
Difficulty organizing items
Forming attachments to possessions rather than people
Your intentions are wrong
Environmental concerns and hazards
Does not know what city he/she is in
Electrical faceplates that are warm
Homebound
Goods show up in your house that you do not remember purchasing
Feelings of exhilaration
May not respond to instructions
Is frustrated with mainstream ideologies
Intense interest in, study of, or dabbling in New Age philosophies, practices, and rituals, such as ESP powers, spirit channeling, crystals, acupuncture, reflexology, reincarnation and karma, etc.
Bathroom grime and clutter
Corporate and government power are intertwined
Too early
Appears malnourished
The scent of burning rubber or hot wires
They talk much about secret equipment
You share intimate emotions
Questionable invoices
Suspicious phone calls, e-mails, and packages arrives at your home
Unusual feelings of well-being
Missing fire extinguishers or extinguishers not properly marked or located where easily visible
Missing car emblem or name on trunk
Content value inconsistent with income
Obvious evidence
Unopened bills
Self-bashing
Dates are vague
Clutter everywhere
Staying awake too late at night
Increased focus on religion or religious activities
Lots of pets
Certain bumper stickers
Just average
Doesn’t ask you any questions
Voyeurism
Unreasonable fear about the outside world, such as impending catastrophe, evil conspiracies and persecutions
Complaints from neighbors and former tenants
Electronics with intermittent problems
Excessive defensiveness or suspiciousness
Redness of lips, muzzle and ears,
Overly athletic
Door-to-door solicitation
Hypersexuality
Group dwells on members’ “sinful nature”
Tattoos
No worries
Yellowish or bloody vaginal discharge
Using alcohol, cigarettes, or drugs to relax
Unorthodox or untraceable payment methods.
Connections to US or UN sanctions or embargoes, including SDN, Denied Persons, Entity and Debarred Lists
Habitually late
You are rationalizing
Pressure to buy RIGHT NOW
More and more meetings start to happen behind closed doors
Enhanced creative thinking and/or behaviors
Reports being left in dangerous situations
Can’t find the G-spot
Chest pain
Collections for donations,
Overreaction to petty annoyances
Temperatures above or below average
Safe deposit boxes
Lack of experience in the field
Seemingly obsessive work hours
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Rapid breathing
Minimum payment on credit cards each month
Repetition of discredited arguments
Unable to move or talk at the beginning or end of sleep
Occasional bleeding from nose or rectum
Children from a previous relationship to one spouse
High patient-to-staff ratio
Tell-tale clicking
Inconsistent welds around hood apron, door, door frame, or trunk
Swelling in the neck and face
Your past
Gets upset by minor changes
Seizures
High amount of reproductive failure
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Increase in vegetarianism
A recent decline in utility use
The liquid part is cloudy
Employees who bring in and leave with excessively large bags
Embarrassment over behavior
Demonizes others freely
Avoids eye contact
Neglect of duties
Upside down and backwards symbols
Moving items from one pile to another without the ability to throw anything away
Hoarding cash
Have mentioned they have stopped taking medications for personality disorders
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Has peculiar discussions
One vendor always wins, regardless of competition
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Human tragedies
There are no numbers anywhere
Mechanically repeat certain behaviors, such as repeating words, obsessively following a routine or always arranging objects exactly the same way
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Obsession with national security
Unexplained or frequent “allergy” attacks
Rams through security barricades
You experience a buzz or a high after surgery that soon passes and leaves you with a feeling of discontentment
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Change of diet
Increasingly talks of problems at home
Throws tantrums
Frequent carjackings in area
Increased use of takeout or simpler cooking
Not really into books
Water or smoke that pushes through what appears to be a solid masonry wall
Letters from banks, creditors, or insurers
Increased temperature of rocks in the volcanic cone
Requires money up front
Coming home hungry
Appealing to authority
Poor stitching and crooked labels
Unusually calm after a fire loss
Saving trash or used food containers
Increase in soft tissue injuries, stress fractures, muscle or joint pain
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Enlarged lymph nodes
Lack of knowledge of whereabouts
Charges of conspiracy, collusion and connivance
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Wrong texture (too soft or too hard)
Makes statements without citing complete references of sources
Tooth grinding
Chills
Drowsiness
People wearing long-sleeved shirts or overcoats in the summertime
Stressing status
Prescriptions for the same drugs and the same quantities coming from the same doctor
Black and white thinking
Hypnosis
Using night-vision devices
Monitoring a police radio frequency
Major trauma such as a road accident or fall from a height
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FRAGRANCE SAMPLER

FRAGRANCE 1
An edgy, masculine character with a personal magnetism that attracts others.
INGREDIENTS: ALCOHOL DENAT., AQUA (WATER), PARFUM (FRAGRANCE), ETHYLHEXYL METHOXYCINNAMATE, DIETHYLAMINO HYDROXYBENZOYL HEXYL BENZOATE, PROPYLENE GLYCOL, BHT, METHYLPARABEN, LIMONENE, ALPHA-ISOMETHYL IONONE, LINALOOL, HYDROXYISOHEXYL 3-CYCLOHEXENE, CARBOXALDEHYDE, BUTYLPHENYL METHYLPROPIONAL, CITRAL, GERANIOL, CITRONELLOL, HYDROXYCITRONELLAL, EUGENOL, CI 60730(EXT. VIOLET 2), CI 17200(RED 33), CI 19140(YELLOW 5).

FRAGRANCE 2
A vision of masculinity – heroic, modern, invigorating – taken to extreme limits.
INGREDIENTS: ALCOHOL DENAT. (SD ALCOHOL 39-C), AQUA (WATER), PARFUM (FRAGRANCE), LIMONENE, ETHYLHEXYL METHOXYCINNAMATE, LINALOOL, CITRONELLOL, BUTYL METHOXYDIBENZOYLMETHANE, ETHYLHEXYL SALICYLATE, COUMARIN, BENZYL BENZOATE, GERANIOL, CITRAL, BHT, CI 60730 (EXT. VIOLET 2).

FRAGRANCE 3
Sensual and stylish with the radiant energy of a natural phenomenon.
INGREDIENTS: ALCOHOL DENAT., DIPROPYLENE GLYCOL, FRAGRANCE (PARFUM), WATER\AQUA\EAU, BENZYL SALICYLATE, BUTYL METHOXYDIBENZOYLMETHANE, ETHYLHEXYL METHOXYCINNAMATE, ETHYLHEXYL SALICYLATE, LINALOOL, HEXYL CINNAMAL, ALPHA-ISOMETHYL IONONE, HYDROXYCITRONELLAL, BENZYL BENZOATE, GERANIOL, LIMONENE, COUMARIN, CINNAMYL ALCOHOL, CITRONELLOL, EUGENOL, ISOEUGENOL, BENZYL ALCOHOL, CITRAL, AMYL CINNAMAL, FARNESOL, CINNAMAL, AMYL CINNAMYL ALCOHOL, BUTYLPHENYL METHYLPROPIONAL, ANIZE ALCOHOL, HYDROXYISOHEXYL 3-CYCLOHEXENE CARBOXALDEHYDE, METHYL 2-OCTYNOATE, EVERNiA PRUNASTRI (OAKMOSS) EXTRACT, EVERNiA FURFURACEA (TREEMOSS) EXTRACT, BENZYL CINNAMATE, EXT. VIOLET 2 (CI 60730) .

FRAGRANCE 4
A scent that awakens the spirit and warms each sense.
INGREDIENTS: 559270 D. ALCOHOL, AQUA / WATER, PARFUM / FRAGRANCE, BHT, LINALOOL, GERANIOL, EUGENOL,ALPHA-ISOMETHYL IONONE, CINNAMYL ALCOHOL, LIMONENE, CITRAL, CITRONELLOL, BUTYLPHENYL METHYLPROPIONAL,BENZYL SALICYLATE, B30160/1.

FRAGRANCE 5
It embodies the essential virtues of being a gentleman: courtesy, elegance and chivalry.
INGREDIENTS: ALCOHOL, AQUA (WATER), PARFUM (FRAGRANCE), LIMONENE, LINALOOL, ETHYLHEXYL METHOXYCINNAMATE, HYDROXYCITRONELLAL, AL-PHA-ISOMETHYL [SIC] IONONE, BUTYL METHOXYDIBENZOYLMETHANE, BUTYLENE GLYCOL DICAPRYLATE/DICAPRATE, CITRONELLOL, COUMARIN, BHT, CITRAL, METHYL 2-OCTYNOATE, EUGENOL, CI 60730 (YELLOW 5), CI 42090 (BLUE 1).

FRAGRANCE 6
Classic masculine appeal with a cool, contemporary elegance.
INGREDIENTS: ALCOHOL, AQUA/WATER, PARFUM/FRAGRANCE, ETHYLHEXYL METHOXYCINNAMATE, CAPRYLIC/CAPRIC TRIGLYCERIDE, DIETHYLAMINO HYDROXYBENZOYL, HEXYL BENZOATE, BHT, LIMONENE, LINALOOL, BUTYLPHENYL METHYLPROPIONAL, BENZYL SALICYLATE, ALPHA-ISOMETHYL IONONE, CITRAL, GERANIOL, BENZYL CINNAMATE, CITRONELLOL, CI60725/VIOLET 2, CI14799/RED 4, CI19140/YELLOW 5, CI42090/BLUE 1 79% Volume.

FRAGRANCE 7
A timeless classic evoking a sense of thrilling adventure.
INGREDIENTS: ALCOHOL, PARFUM (FRAGRANCE), AQUA (WATER), DIPROPYLENE GLYCOL, BUTYLPHENYL METHYLPROPIONAL, LIMONENE, LINALOOL, ETHYLHEXYL METHOXYCINNAMATE, BUTYL METHOXYDIBENZOYLMETHANE, EUGENOL, CITRONELLOL, GERANIOL, CITRAL, COUMARIN, HYDROXYCITRONELLAL, FARNESOL, CINNAMAL, ISOEUGENOL, BHT.

FRAGRANCE 8
A delectable modern fragrance that will make you feel sexy.
INGREDIENTS: ALCOHOL, AQUA (WATER), PARFUM (FRAGRANCE), BUTYLPHENYL METHYLPROPIONAL, HYDROXYISOHEXYL 3-CYCLOHEXENE CARBOXALDEHYDE, COUMARIN, LINALOOL, ALPHA-ISOMETHYL IONONE, BHT, BENZOPHENONE-3, LIMONENE, ANISE ALCOHOL, CINNAMAL, CITRAL, EUGENOL, BENZYL ALCOHOL, GERANIOL, CITRONELLOL.

FRAGRANCE 9
Brisk, spicy, an energetic. A sensuous and masculine composition, unique and refined.
INGREDIENTS: ALCOHOL DENAT., WATER/AQUA/EAU, PARFUM/FRAGRANCE, BENZYL BENZOATE, BUTYLPHENYL METHYLPROPIONAL, CINNAMAL, CITRAL,CITRONELLOL, COUMARIN, EUGENOL, GERANIOL, ISOEUGENOL, LIMONENE, LINALOOL.

FRAGRANCE 10
A uniquely clean, crisp freshness that will make you feel alive.
INGREDIENTS: ALCOHOL DENAT., WATER, FRAGRANCE, ETHYLHEXYL METHOXYCINNAMATE, DIETHYLAMINO HYDROXYBENZOYL HEXYL BENZOATE, PROPYLENE GLYCOL, BHT, METHYLPARABEN, LINALOOL, BUTYLPHENYL METHYLPROPIONAL, LIMONENE, BENZYL SALICYLATE, ALPHA-ISOMETHYL IONONE, CITRONELLOL, BENZYL BENZOATE, CITRAL, GERANIOL, BENZYL ALCOHOL, FARNESOL, CI 60730/EXT. VIOLET 2, CI 14700/RED 4.

FRAGRANCE 11
For the man who is drawn toward fast cars and beautiful women.
INGREDIENTS: ALCOHOL DENAT., FRAGRANCE (PARFUM), WATER (AQUA), BUTYLPHENYL METHYLPROPIONAL, COUMARIN, LIMONENE, HYDROXYCITRONELLAL, ALPHA-ISOMETHYL IONONE, LINALOOL, BENZYL ALCOHOL, CINNAMAL, EUGENOL, CITRAL, ISOEUGENOL, CITRONELLOL.

FRAGRANCE 12
Dynamic, sportive and energetic, this scent boasts a passion for innovation.
INGREDIENTS: ALCOHOL DENAT., PARFUM (FRAGRANCE), AQUA (WATER), LIMONENE, LINALOOL, ETHYLHEXYL METHOXYCINNAMATE, COUMARIN, BUTYLPHENYL METHYLPROPIONAL, ALPHA-ISOMETHYL IONONE, ETHYLHEXYL SALICYLATE, BUTYL METHOXYDIBENZOYLMETHANE, CITRAL, BHT, CITRONELLOL, GERANIOL, CI 60730 (EXT. VIOLET 2), ALCOHOL OF VEGETAL ORIGIN 80% VOL. 65055934

FRAGRANCE 13
An adrenaline rush that exudes a fiery edge and a daring confidence.
INGREDIENTS: ALCOHOL DENAT., AQUA / WATER. PARFUM / FRAGRANCE, LIMONENE, LINALOOL, COUMARIN, ALPHA-ISOMETHYL IONONE, CITRONELLOL, BHT, CITRAL, GERANIOL, HYDROXYCITRONELLAL.

FRAGRANCE 14
A blend of style and sensuality that exudes a quiet sensuality.
INGREDIENTS: ALCOHOL, AQUA/WATER, PARFUM/FRAGRANCE, ETHYLHEXYL METHOXYCINNAMATE, LIMONENE, BUTYL METHOXYDIBENZOYLMETHANE, BUTYLPHENYL METHYLPROPIONAL, TRIS (TETRAMETHYLHYDROXYPIPERIDONOL) CITRATE, LINALOOL, COUMARIN, PROPYLENE GLYCOL, GERANIOL, ALPHA-METHYL IONONE, CITRAL, DISODIUM EDTA, CI 15985 (YELLOW 6), CI 19140 (YELLOW 5).


Uncreative writing.

Source: Descriptions of fragrances and ingredients listed on the packaging of Sephora’s “Fragrance Sampler for Him”, which is itself a “refined, yet bold” collection of 14 “stylish” men’s fragrances “each evoking the complex spirit of a modern man.”

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2007-11-13 Men’s Running Pants
2007-12-28 Men’s Winter Warm Tight
2008-01-14 Men’s Stealth Storm Tight
2008-01-26 Men’s Windstopper Trail Tight
2008-01-28 Men’s Thermopolis LT Pant
2008-02-01 Men’s Utopia Thermal Tight II
2008-02-04 Men’s Spartan II Pant
2008-02-06 Men’s Storm Shelter Pant
2008-02-08 Men’s Response Astro Pant
2008-02-11 Men’s Fuego III Pants
2008-02-16 Men’s Aptitude 2 Run Pant
2008-02-20 Men’s Vital Training Pant
2008-02-28 Men’s SubZero Zap Tight
2008-03-06 Men’s Midzero Zap Tight
2008-03-08 Men’s Firewall 180 Tight
2009-01-02 Men’s Ultra Windblocking Tight
2009-01-16 Men’s Swift Tight
2009-02-18 Men’s Go 2 Tight
2009-02-23 Men’s Air Tight
2009-03-04 Men’s Supernova Long Tight
2009-03-06 Men’s Lite-Show Tight
2009-03-08 Men’s Biogear BG8000 Tight
2009-03-11 Men’s Siberius Pant
2009-10-29 Men’s Momentum Pant
2009-11-02 Men’s Odin Pant
2009-11-05 Men’s Utopia Thermal Pant
2009-01-15 Men’s Stride Tights
2009-01-21 Men’s Blaze Warmer Pant
2009-02-04 Men’s Impact Tight
2009-02-10 Men’s Free Ryde Knit Pant
2009-02-18 Men’s Expert Tights
2009-02-23 Men’s Infiniti Tight II
2009-03-02 Men’s Vapor-Dry 3D Stadium II Pant
2009-03-05 Men’s Surge Warm-Up Pant
2009-03-08 Men’s Podium Pant
2009-03-12 Men’s Sutra Pant
2009-10-19 Men’s Revolution Tight
2009-10-22 Men’s Charge Windblock Tights
2009-10-25 Men’s Medley Tight
2010-01-31 Men’s Stretch Zion Pant
2010-02-22 Men’s Off the Grid Pant
2010-03-01 Men’s Gym-to-Run Pant
2010-03-04 Men’s Laid Back Pant
2010-03-06 Men’s Dynamics Pant
2010-03-07 Men’s Warmer Performer Tight
2010-03-09 Men’s Second Wind Pant
2010-10-07 Men’s Night Watch Thermo Tight
2010-10-09 Men’s Gravity Defying Pant
2010-10-11 Men’s Cruisin’ Comfort Pant
2011-01-17 Men’s Best Defense GORE-TEX Pant
2011-01-21 Men’s Endurance Generator Tights
2011-02-24 Men’s Lite-Show Tight
2011-03-05 Men’s Piston 200 Tight
2011-03-06 Men’s Ultra Recovery 2.0 CRx Tight
2011-03-09 Men’s Performance Pulse Tight
2011-03-13 Men’s On Guard Rain Pant
2011-03-19 Men’s Infinity Softshell Pant
2011-10-15 Men’s Summit Pant
2011-10-17 Men’s Inner Muscle Tight
2011-10-19 Men’s Nightlife Infiniti Tight II
2011-10-26 Men’s Stabilyx Tights
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2012-01-28 Men’s Super Fly Pant
2012-02-17 Men’s Global Traveler Pants
2012-02-26 Men’s Imminent Run Pants
2012-03-01 Men’s Storm Run Pants
2012-03-04 Men’s Breath Thermo Pants
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2013-01-21 Men’s Speedwork Tights
2013-01-22 Men’s Houdini Pants
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Twelve Case Summaries of Male Non-Smokers

Patient #1 – 25 year-old male, non-smoker:
The more he tried to do less, the less it seemed like enough.

Patient #2 – 34 year-old male, non-smoker:
The less he tried to do more, the more it seemed like enough.

Patient #3 – 47 year-old male, non-smoker:
The more he seemed to do less, the less he tried enough.

Patient #4 – 51 year-old male, non-smoker:
The more he seemed to do enough, the less he tried more.

Patient #5 – 55 year-old male, non-smoker:
The less he seemed to do more, the more he tried enough.

Patient #6 – 63 year-old male, non-smoker:
The less he tried enough, the more he seemed to do less.

Patient #7 – 66 year-old male, non-smoker:
The more he tried enough, the less he seemed to do.

Patient #8 – 67 year-old male, non-smoker:
The less he did enough, the more he tried to seem.

Patient #9 – 75 year-old male, non-smoker:
The less he seemed enough, the more he tried to do more.

Patient #10 – 79 year-old male, non-smoker:
The more he seemed less, the less he tried to do enough.

Patient #11 – 83 year-old male, non-smoker:
He tried, more-or-less; he seemed enough.

Patient #12 – 91 year-old male, non-smoker:
He seemed to do enough – tried, more or less.