bucket list of limited aspirations

  1. rip the music I already own on CD
  2. rate the dramatic footage of a small plane crash that killed one person

Modal Auxiliary Verbs of Standard English Applied to a Misquote from “Cry in the Dark”

A dingo can eat my baby.

A dingo could eat my baby.

A dingo may eat my baby.

A dingo might eat my baby.

A dingo must eat my baby.

A dingo shall eat my baby.

A dingo should eat my baby.

A dingo will eat my baby.

A dingo would eat my baby.

Deer Dream (a 11-13-11 haiku)

I had breakfast set in a splendid valley.
It was wet and more or less all over everything.
I ate it like I was a deer, then was shot.

Clarinet Exercises

Clarinet Exercises:

Complete the following exercises using a 19th century antique clarinet protruding from the eye socket of a mortally wounded, though, as yet, undeceased cylops:

  1. circumnavigate the nearest round object
  2. round the farthest square
  3. perform 6 acts of electricity
  4. burn a fedora (slowly)
  5. live in Los Angeles for 6 months, then become a matador