Letting the Perch Know

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Great Things! (no. 5)

An independent research study has recently concluded that chickens that are read Great Things! aloud for two hours a day produce not only a greater number of eggs, but eggs that, when allowed to hatch, result in a hybrid kitten/puppy that is even more delicious in omelettes than normal eggs. Here’s wishing you Great Things!

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“We have found that the dress lives on long after the body has been removed.”

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“…in each scent…”

"...in each scent..."