Railroad Piece 2

Find an isolated set of railroad tracks cutting through a woods.

Walk down the middle of the tracks.

Stop at the one mile point.

Imagine the tracks behind you represent your past and where you have been.

Imagine the tracks in front of you represent your future and where you are going.

Walk boldly and confidently into your future.

After 100 feet, stop and let the monkeys you’ve been juggling fall to the ground.

Smile as you watch them run away, then continue on your journey.

If they do not immediately run away, throw as many bananas as necessary into the woods to the left of the tracks, and then run like hell into the woods to the right of the tracks.

Railroad Piece 1

Think of how the conductor of the train will feel after he has realized he has run you over.