Ground by the Pound

Things here at Ground by the Pound
are ground by the pound, so please
leave your ounces at the door.

Management of Ground by the Pound
reserves the right to pound to the ground
any customer arriving at Ground by the Pound
with the gall to mention grams.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Tons are always welcome, but to ensure
the fastest possible service, we ask that
you first pre-pound them into pounds.

Customers arriving with liters, milliliters,
CC’s and the like will be funneled two
blocks North to our sister facility where
everything’s measured down to the last drop.

NOW LET’S GET GRINDING!

Real Estate Signage Authored by Andre Breton

If you
LIVED HERE
you’d already be
waving to yourself!